Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Hump Day Humor & Wednesday Winners!

PuppyBack Writer!

LOL Couldn't resist that one! Happy Hump Day from the Book Boost! Today I want to announce our new economical packages. We have the Budget Boost and the Big Blast now available. You can click here to access our Packages page and read all about it. Be sure to check back here Friday for a special offer on our Contest and Freebie Friday!

I've decided to condense down our packages into 2 easy choices and of course I'm still offering up my custom designed book trailers. You can view those here on my YouTube Channel!

Speaking of trailers, be sure to get those entries in for the trailer contest here at the blog. Deadline is coming up soon and you can win free promotion for your winning entry. Click here for contest details.

We don't have a guest blogger today so I'm posting some Author/Writing jokes for your amusement. Hope you enjoy!

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A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.

She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."

A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.

"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"

"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

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Never Judge a Book by it's Author

Is O. J. Guilty?..............Howard I. Know
Animal Illnesses............. Ann Thrax
French Overpopulation.........Francis Crowded
Fallen Underwear .............Lucy Lastic
Downpour! ....................Wayne Dwops
Cloning ......................Ima Dubble
Irish Flooring ...............Lynn O'Leum
I Lived in Detroit ...........Helen Earth
Inflammation, Please .........Arthur Itis
Handel's Messiah .............Ollie Luyah
House Construction ...........Bill Jerome Home
Unemployed ...................Anita Job
Off to Market ................Tobias A. Pigg
Holmes Does it Again .........Scott Linyard
Home Alone IV ................Eddie Buddyhome
Lewis Carroll ................Alison Wonderland
Leo Tolstoy ..................Warren Peace
The L. A. Lakers Breakfast ...Kareem O' Wheat
Neither a Borrower ...........Nora Lender Bee
The French Chef ..............Sue Flay
Tight Situation ..............Leah Tard
The Scent of a Man ...........Jim Nasium
Why Cars Stop ................M. T. Tank
Wind in the Willows ..........Russell Ingleaves
Look Younger .................Fay Slift
Mountain Climbing ............Andover Hand
It's Springtime! .............Theresa Green
No! ..........................Kurt Reply
And Shut Up! .................Sid Downe
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Love those book titles and authors! Don't you?

Anyone have a clever one you'd like to share? Give it a shot here today in our comment section and win a free download of my werewolf book entitled Vegan Moon! Read all about it on my Books page at www.kerrinelson.com. I'll draw a winner from all the entries and post the winner on Friday. Be sure to check back then to see if you've won.

Thanks for everyone who came out to support Kaylin on yesterday's Author Interview Day. The winner will be posted on Friday here at the blog. Don't forget to check in then!

Tomorrow Guest Blogger Arianna Skye joins us with a blog & a prize! See you then!

3 comments:

marymccall said...

LMAO, Kerri~
Meant to tell you the other day, I love the look of the page. Very nice and professional. those jokes are a hoot.
Mary

susan said...

Puppyback writer..how cute. Love the picture. susan L.

Arianna Skye said...

Here's one for you.

Vesuvius by Hugh E. Ruption