Sunday, March 13, 2011

Sunday Comics with Kerri

This was too cute not to pass on. If you need a Sunday laugh here are some funnies featuring church ladies with their typewriters (along with my commentary, of course). And in the words of Larry the Cable Guy, "Lord, please forgive me..."

Church bulletin #1:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

Kerri's commentary: Amen! Let's eat!

Church bulletin #2:

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Kerri's commentary: Love this one! Hubby didn't find the humor in it, though.

Church bulletin #3:

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Kerri's commentary: LOL Sometimes I wish I could get a nursery staff to attend to the children in my own house.

Church bulletin #4:

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Kerri's commentary: Poor people. There's always American Idol next year.

Church bulletin #5:

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Kerri's commentary: Ouch!

Church bulletin #6:

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Kerri's commentary: Must be an awfully big envelope.

Church bulletin #7:

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Kerri's commentary: Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

Church bulletin #8:

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Kerri's commentary: Oh, err...I have other plans.

Church bulletin #9:

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Kerri's commentary: Bet the turn out was unprecedented!

Church bulletin #10:

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Kerri's commentary: Hey, where can I get one of those?

Church bulletin #11:

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.

Kerri's commentary: And don't forget to wear your mask. No name tags required.


Church bulletin #12:

Trim it down to size with a light bulb.

Kerri's commentary: Huh? I mean...huh?

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